10 robe de far in ufficio

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Top ten ways to be "the funny guy" in your office.

10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they

don't, and then punch them in the mouth.

9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the

sympathy remarks...tell everyone how you're just kidding..and tell them

that they are all a bunch of queers.

8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard- then during the meeting

put one finger in the air and make like you are hocking up a big

loogie-then spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the person

next to you and say "Beat that!".

7. Inform a male coworker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker", then

piss in his coffee and tell him he needs a good "ass fucking".

6. Always walk around with a big smile and keep one hand down the front of

your pants.

5. Answer every question asked to you with "fuck if I know!" then call the

person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.

4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your

nuts.

Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hand.

3. Run down the hall with your dick out while urinating all over and yell,

"It won't stop! God help me! It don't stop!" Then when it stops...look

down and say..."Oh!".

2. Ask to borrow someone's pen- bring it to the bathroom- stick it in your

butt- return it and tell the person to smell it- when they tell you that

it smells bad- be like, "It should! I had it in my butt!"

1. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it,

tell them it's the fake plastic kind- when they try to pick it up, and

realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point.

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